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In school Me: Nibbles on food near crush At home Me: *Inhales

*In school*

Me: *Nibbles on food near crush*

*At home*

Me: *Inhales a plate of food in 1 minute*
GIVE ME MORE!

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posted June 14, 2012 at 3:25pm UTC tagged with funny

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