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Most Girls: I just want a guy who calls me beautiful instead

Most Girls: I just want a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot. Someone who calls me back when I hang up on him. Someone who will lie under the stars and let me listen to his heartbeat, or will stay awake to watch me sleep. I want a guy who fill kiss my forhead, who wants to show me off to to the world when I'm in my sweats, who holds my hand in front of his friends, and who thinks I'm just as pretty without makeup on. Somebody who is constantly reminding me how much they care about me and how lucky they are to have me. One who turns to his friends and says, "that's her". <3

Me: Haha, well I know I'm not getting any of that.... I just want a guy who's a brony (someone who watches my little pony). Someone who isn't afraid to have a burping contest with me. Someone who will take me to water parks and amusement parks cuz he can. Someone who wants to play TF2 and Minecraft with me all the time, and teach me to play Portal. I don't care about all that other cheesy romantic stuff. This is all I'm asking for. If he's good looking, then thats a plus. 


 
not my format.



 

5 Comments

IttyBittyKitty0 1 decade ago
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My boyfriend is exactly like that! :D
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Pegasister18 1 decade ago
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I read 'burping contest' and thought... OMG BOLIN
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Olisbabe * 1 decade ago
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I Like Turtles e.e
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SmilesForMiles 1 decade ago
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omfg u are like my best friend! she loves my little pony and watches the show everyday! thats so funny!
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lexilu4322 1 decade ago
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YOU PLAY TF2 I DO TOO!!!!
OMG
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posted June 14, 2012 at 5:30pm UTC tagged with funny

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