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Brother: Hey dad, I got a girlfriend. :) Dad: Good job, son.
Hey dad, I got a girlfriend. :)
Good job, son.
Hey daddy, I got a boyfriend. :)
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9 years ago
WTF :) I know right/!! Like serisouly lol.... Not like us girls are gonna loes virginity without screaming our heads of first xd
9 years ago
Lol, 69 faves on a quote about boyfriends/girlfriends, lol.
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I hate holidays. I hate spending time with toxic people just because they’re “family”. I’m cancelling holidays from now on.
There was this girl, who had a sapphire necklace, that was given to her from her mother, before she died. Though this necklace was no ordinary necklace, it was a one of a kind, that stayed with her forever, and never left her. So this girl, was sitting outside, eating lunch with her friend, Jessica. This so called friend, secretly wanted this necklace, because it was beautiful. So she begged her for it, and begged her for it, and freakin begged. Obviously the necklace girl said no, so Jessica got freakin mad. She pulled at the necklace, and pulled, and freakin pulled, until the necklace fell into Jessica's hands. The girl tried to take it back, but Jessica ran off. Just then, rain started pouring, and then it flooded. Really flooded. The ground turned into an ocean, and the school turned into a floating roof. Cars sank into the water, and people screamed. The girl shouted for Jessica to give it back, but Jessica was gone. The necklace floated, leaving her body sink and drown. The girl grabbed the necklace, and the flood seeped into the ground. As she put it on, she heard it whisper, Wonderful job, my little Acissej!
What's up with your hair? You seriously need a tan. OMG you really need to shop at Hollister. I roll my eyes and walk away. This girl won't stop criticizing my style. I decide to walk home, so I don't have to talk to people. When I get home, I change into sweatpants, and put on my sister's makeup. I look even uglier. Just then my whole house shook. I fell onto the rug, and couldn't get up. When I woke up, it was dark. I heard a cat screech, and cold wind blew at my face from my window. I looked around. My head was spinning, I felt like I couldn't breathe. What was happening? Just then a woman opened my bedroom door, and light spread into my room. Wake up, Sasha! You have a big day today! I stared at the woman. She took me into the hall, but it didn't look like my hall. Everything was fancy. Probably what that girl's house looked like. She led me into another room, where trays of food were being served. What is this? I asked. Why this is your dining hall! Since you've became a famous model, you have lots of money. Famous model? Yes! In fact you are on today's front cover! She held up a magazine with my face on it. Then everything became dizzy. I fainted. I woke up to see that snobby girl helping me up. Are you okay? What happened? You just fainted after I showed you your picture on the latest magazine. Wait what? Yeah aren't you a famous model, Sasha? She laughed. C'mon! I'll take you home. I smiled. The girl had never acted this nice to me. I felt pretty cool, but everything was still confusing.
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