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On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date
On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?? ;)
North Korea.
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hbailz
1 decade ago
I'm seriously DYING. ahahahahaha
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AcidCreep
1 decade ago
i peed a little... :)
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Deadmau5
1 decade ago
oh, this took me a while to figure out. lmfao that is legit funny.
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Musicc99
1 decade ago
To all of you who don't understand: North Korea is under a dictator, who has brainwashed them into thinking he's practically God and does nothing wrong.
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RainDancer96
1 decade ago
More like Cuba.
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taospaeb123
1 decade ago
nice one...
lol
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Honolulu
1 decade ago
People who don't get it: READ A FREAKING NEWSPAPER FOR ONCE!
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TikTokToo1
1 decade ago
lmfao this is brilliant. YEAH NORTH KOREA!
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youreeverything
1 decade ago
Hmm how about South Vietnam?:)
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cutegurl279
1 decade ago
whaaat? haha i dont get it
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tanchicka
1 decade ago
I don't get it.
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Imperfectedmuffin
1 decade ago
lol
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yourcool
1 decade ago
oh. i get it.
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LilaLove99
1 decade ago
Hahahahaha :D
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jesusismylovexox
1 decade ago
wait i don't get it..
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lizlinee
1 decade ago
lol
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imjustheretovent
1 decade ago
Bahaha omg
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i bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter asks "can i take your order" they reply "i don't know can you" :)
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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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