Funny Quote #5884928
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One day a little girl went up to her teacher. Girl: I have a

One day a little girl
went up to her teacher.
Girl: I have a question...

Teacher: yes?
Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she?
Girl: 39
Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is you sister?
Girl: 19
Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
Girl: Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you?
Girl: 7
Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
**Little boy walks up behind the girl**
Boy: See i told you we had
nothing to worry about.

nmq

59 Comments

maxiemax456 9 years ago
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o my goodness
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ZombieSlayer 9 years ago
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Omfg, dying brb.
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tiabear15 9 years ago
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That is sooooo fukked up on sooooo many levels.......
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LuckyCutiepie12 9 years ago
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OMG
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PorkyPine 9 years ago
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BWAHAHAHA!!! This is what the world is going to come to in like 9 or 10 years. :)
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pupluver107 9 years ago
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That's not funny yes i is oh my god HAHAHA
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lilmisslittle 9 years ago
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS
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Manda2099 9 years ago
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oh my goodness tht terrible :o.....
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ilovejs4 9 years ago
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my face- priceless
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bluebear77 9 years ago
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im so scared for our kids' generation
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audreyann 9 years ago
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zomg
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LaurynM 9 years ago
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this is so wrong on so many levels. o.O
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CandyCool 9 years ago
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LMAO....now thinking she is 7 !!!!! What is the world coming to!!
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darastarring* 9 years ago
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oooooooooooooooo
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nicoleypoleyoley 9 years ago
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I was the 1000th fave, everyone be jealous.
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craziirose 9 years ago
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the funny thing was I first laughed, then understood it fully and then was like seriously? And then /had/??isnt this girl 7?
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_g0ldenkiid* 9 years ago
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O.o
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justmyself 9 years ago
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I laughed and then im like wait.... O.o
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itsnickipewpyo 9 years ago
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omfg this is hilarious. this is the future right here lolol
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gottalovethehamm 9 years ago
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...
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