My Biggest Secret right now is that I have a list of all my favorite

My Biggest Secret right now is that I have a list of all my favorite supermodels. I resort to them when I can't get motivated to work out or when I want to eat anything sugary. But no matter what, it doesn't work. It makes me feel even worse. It doesn't matter what I do. I'll always be a big, fat hairy acne monster. Why won't I let it go?