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we live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than
we
live in a world where losing your phone is more
dramatic than losing your
virginity.
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posted June 22, 2012 at 5:47pm UTC tagged with funny
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- The Basics: Name: Gracee Age: 13. Love Life: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope. Do you like someone?: no. Does anyone like you?: Yes but I hate him. Hugged anyone in the past week?: My mom. Friendships Who are your best friends?: Erika , Sam. Where did you meet them? erika in 5th grade. sam last year in band. Did you lose any friends this year?: nah. Gain any?: a few. Meet a special friend?yeh. Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? friday valleyfair. saturday beach. tuesday my house. wednesday mu house. thursday erikas house. New Years Eve Did you do anything at midnight? i sat there thinking, yay another year of middle school and being a teenager. Who did you spend it with? the fam. Any resolutions? tons. my main was being crazy. im doing that.♥ Valentines Day Did you have a Valentine? no. Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: no. Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: no. Summer Will you go somewhere on holiday?: hangout. camp. trips. Will you hang out on the beach with friends?: all the time. How long is your summer break?: 3 months. Do you think you will get a tan?: no. Do you think you will have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: no. Halloween Did you go trick or treating?: Yeah If so, who did you go with?: my sister Did you dress up?: i was lil wayne. Was it fun?: no. Christmas Who did you spend it with?: Family. Did Santa come to your house?: Yeah *rolls eyes* Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? no. i had to be up by 6 the next morning. -.- Your Birthday Who will you spend it with?: fraaands. What will you do?: no idea. its in 6 months. What will you get?: no clue. Have You Ever: (Yes or No) Hugged someone: Yes. Electricuted yourself: Yes. Climbed more than 60 feet: Yes. Made a Youtube video: Yes. Lied to a loved one: Yes. Had a pet: Yes. Ran a marathon: No. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes. 5 Do’s 1. Do you play any instruments?: trumpet, french horn, marching french horn. l: 2. Do you play any sports?: volleyball, dance, track. 3. Do you believe in 2012? no. 4. Do you like animals? cats. 5. Do you honestly like Obama?: i honestly dont give a crap about him or politics. 4 If’s 1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? yes. im 13 my relationships do not matter. 2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: yessir. 3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose?..none. 4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? coke. 3 How’s 1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: 30-35. 2. How many siblings do you have?: 3. 3. How did your last Christmas go? like any other christmas. 2 When’s 1. When is your birthday?: january 13th. 2. When was your last relationship? april. 1 What 1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? surprised.."that was nice"..idk
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