10 Things I Hate About Everbody
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, where the h*ll is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I wanna know where the toilet is? No.2. People who are willing to get off their lazy butt and walk around the whole room searching for the remote because they're too lazy to go over to the T.V. and press the buttons to change the channels. You're gonna walk around this whole room looking for the remote, but u can't sit up by the T.V and press a button a few times?
3. People who say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too. Don't ya". Yeah I do. Why would would I want a cake if I can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look when you're looking for something." Of course it is! Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Where and who are they!?
5. When people are in the movie theatre and you're tying to watch the movie and they lean over to you and say, "Did you see that?" No, I just paid $12 to sit here and not see the movie.
6. People who ask you, "Hey, can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything like it before so it can't be new. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it can't be new.
8. When people say, "Life is short." No It's really not. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and some idiot asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
10. I thank what they used to be. Oh what did they used to be? Ears, Arms, Legs, Rubiks Cube?
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