Funny Quote #5902776
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You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You: I

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
You: I hate my f_cking life.
Stranger: Why?
You: I'm 22, I work in fast food, & will probably never do anything better.
Stranger: Don't say that!
You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day & if I told my boss he's probably just cut my already sh_t pay, because he's a cheap b_stard. 
You: My only real friend is mentally r_tarded, & all we ever do together is stupid sh_t.
You: I can't leave my home town because I never learned how to drive & I failed the driver's test every time.
You: & you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: :(
Stranger: What?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: Haaahahahaha. Nice.



9 Comments

BebeCutie99 2 years ago
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HAHAHA OMFG I DIED XD
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MegaDirectioner 2 years ago
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HAHAHAHA
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TureenPiromari_NumbaOneLakersFan 2 years ago
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Lmao x'D I Knew It Was SpongeBob When You Said I Work In A Fast Food Place , But I Got The Hint From I'm 22 ^.^
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cutehotti9912 2 years ago
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AHHHHH WHY COULDN'T I THINK OF THISSSS
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thesonginside 2 years ago
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Lmao, I love this!
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forgetmenot924 2 years ago
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lmfao!
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DreamOfParadise913 2 years ago
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*dies of laughter*
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imjustonegirl 2 years ago
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bahahaah this kinda just made my day!
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itchythumbmaniac 2 years ago
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ahahahhaha
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