*outside the church* Me: Why does that bin have reflectors on

*outside the church*
Me: Why does that bin have reflectors on it?
Friend: Because Tara, People could fall over it.
Me: Well that'd be just silly, how can you fall over a bin?
Friend: Hmm..
Me: OH I KNOW! ITS IF ITS DARK THE EVIL SPIDERS WONT BE LOST!
Friend: ...