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*Me when alone and not surrounded by pretty girls and happy couples*:


*Me when alone and not surrounded by pretty girls and happy couples*
You know what, I am kinda pretty, i mean, my hairs ok, and there are uglier people, yeah, soon enough a really great guy is gonna come along and love me, and we'll get married and have kids!

*Me when in public surrounded by pretty girls and happy couples*
WHY AM I SUCH A POTATO, OMG, SHES WAY PRETTIER THEN ME, OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER IM NEVER GONNA HAVE THAT, IM GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER MAY ASWELL BUY MY CATS NOW.

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asiancutie11 1 decade ago
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my lifeee
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ChikinNewdleMallerzz 1 decade ago
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May as well buy my cats now...lol that made my day. :)
This, like, is my life story.
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ElesaysSMILE

posted June 25, 2012 at 7:50pm UTC tagged with funny

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