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I think that... Voldemort's parents took the 'got your

I think that...

Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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peace19012 8 years ago
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Voldemort technically has a nose it just doesn't stick out because his face just got deformed from making so many horcruxes.
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pizza* 9 years ago
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This is jocked, i made this quote first.
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purpleelephants 9 years ago
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Ggtbyb
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pizza* 9 years ago
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Not oeiginal at all.
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marissawise 9 years ago
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how true is that and Voldemort looks so weird with a nose, he he.
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I_Dont_Know 9 years ago
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http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5951183
Just casually referring you gut to a hate quote about this quote.. Don't mind me..
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blondehairshedontcare 9 years ago
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way to be original
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ukuleleplayer 9 years ago
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but yknow voldemorts dad left his mom when she was pregnant with him and his mom was poor and she died an hour after voldemort was born but she had enough time to name him after his father, tom riddle. and little tom riddle grew up in an orphanage and dumbledore came to 11 year old riddle to tell him he was a wizard then voldemort went to hogwarts, and when he found out that his dad left his mom and went back to his parents (voldemorts grandparents), voldemort murdered his muggle dad and grandparents. so yeah ;P
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gigi58 9 years ago
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But... who can he breathe then?
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SecretSequin 9 years ago
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love it :) although a true potter fan would know that voldemort never knew his parents and grew up in an orphanage
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ilovequotes_123 9 years ago
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lol so true who knws,if he did hav parents or not ,but dis quote is still funny! it has made my day! lolx ;DDD
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purplegoose4 9 years ago
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He doesn't have parents
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mexismoo 9 years ago
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well maybe voldemort is the kid at the beginging of asdf in the i got you nose sketch :P
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Danceee4lifeex3 9 years ago
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jocked
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Crazygirl110 9 years ago
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Very true
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pizza* 9 years ago
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Hey i did this quote, you copied
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cvnt* 9 years ago
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Well maybe if his mom hadn't died at birth and his dad hadn't run away when Merope stopped giving him a love potion, and then Tom killed him. And if he had been born the first time without a nose, as opposed to his rebirth. which still required a great deal of effort, time, and wit, despite him becoming distorted.
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VinnieLavini 9 years ago
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His mother died not long after he was born and his father ran when he was born ( he later killed his dad)
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Hipster 9 years ago
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lol but his parents were nice :O
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