Me to my 20 year old cousin while we are talking about boys:

Me to my 20 year old cousin while we are talking about boys: You know, there's a member of One Direction who is the same age as you and acts like a 10 year old just like you. His name is Louis.
Cousin: OMG!! Really?? If you ever meet him can you get his number and give it to me? OMG!! OMG!!
Me: He has a girlfriend.
Her: Shxt! I hate you!
 

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