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Goggle your birthday just like this, Google Died on September


Goggle your birthday just like this,



Google
Died on September 6th 1997

First Wikkipedia article is who, or what you
were in your past life.


nmf.

485 Comments

CharlAldisx 1 decade ago
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I was Wendy O. Williams who was a lead singer in a rock band. She was a woman who tried to commit suicide 3 times , and then killed herself with a gun shot. Nice.
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deidj33 1 decade ago
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i was born on september 20 1999 and i was a first lady of the soviet union
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PrincessZebra126 1 decade ago
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So scary...Jan. 26, 1996. At the same exact time as well. He was sent to death penalty in Utah.
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cheezburger 1 decade ago
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Well heres my actual one:
Christo Coetzee (24 March 1929 – 12 November 2000) was a South African assemblage and Neo-Baroque artist closely associated with the avant-garde art movements of Europe and Japan during the 1950s and 1960s. Under the influence of art theorist Michel Tapié, art dealer Rodolphe Stadler and art collector and photographer Anthony Denney, as well as the Gutai group of Japan, he developed his oeuvre alongside those of artists strongly influenced by Tapié's Un Art Autre (1952), such as Georges Mathieu, Alfred Wols, Jean Dubuffet, Jean Fautrier, Hans Hartung, Pierre Soulages, Antoni Tàpies and Lucio Fontana.[1]
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cheezburger 1 decade ago
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Well... the closest i could find was 9th of november, 3 days before my birthday... he was a serial killer. watch out ;)
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MyLipsAreSealed 1 decade ago
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Holy , guys!! I was Diana, the princess of Wales.
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ilynatty143 1 decade ago
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awk because apparently, my name was Abd al-Aziz ibn Abd Allah ibn Baaz.
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Mandy324 1 decade ago
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mine said some girl from the titanic that survived and died in her sleep she was 103 years old
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sassycassie123 1 decade ago
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Dick Schulz,lol he played basketball, and lived in the same state as me:)
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aleciiax3 1 decade ago
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I WAS A BASEBALL PLAYER ❤❤❤
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Biebercrazy 1 decade ago
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How do yew do this ;p
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xolizzyxoxo321 1 decade ago
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That awkward moment when I was a Dictator....
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phionexflames 1 decade ago
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i was Alexander Ramsay of Mar. Captain Alexander Arthur Alfonso David Maule Ramsay of Mar was the only child of HRH Princess Patricia of Connaught, who renounced her royal title and style when she married then-Captain the Hon.Although the Ramsays of Mar had no royal titles and carried out no public duties, they were regarded as members of the extended British Royal Family, attending most major royal events. Alexander Ramsay of Mar died on the eve of his eighty-first birthday. At the time of his death, he was one of five surviving great-grandchildren of Queen Victoria. I was a prince???(i'm a girl!)
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michaelajean413 1 decade ago
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dorothy frooks, an actress and author AND in the military. hell yes
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katelynx38 1 decade ago
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Google* I dont think i would goggle it (-:
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imaginationgirl 1 decade ago
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Dont be jelous...
But i was a golfer named William Payne Stewart
I was only 42 when i died... I died while going to a golf tournament... So Sad
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SummerLovin413 1 decade ago
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i had 5 kids, 4 of whom were quadruplets, and then was brutally murdered by my ex husband for winning custody of them.
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animalandsugarlover101 1 decade ago
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OMG i did this and the guy's first name is thomas. AND THATS MY LAME NOW :O
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Meilody* 1 decade ago
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I was a man... :L
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The_epical_one 1 decade ago
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I'm a Hungarian pop singer xD
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I_Dont_Know

posted July 2, 2012 at 9:11pm UTC tagged with funny

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