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Mom: Can I see your witty? Me: What witty? Me: *clears internet
Mom:
Can I see your witty?
Me:
What witty?
Me:
*clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*
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MissAmerica7595
1 decade ago
i accidentally left my witty open for like 5 minutes and when i came my mom was on the computer.....
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dancergrl101
1 decade ago
hahahaha I love this so much :')
my mom actually found witty.. not MY witty ( because I wasn't logged in ) but she actually really likes it..
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Breeze
1 decade ago
When I see you in Mexico:
Hey, Juanita! Can I see your witty? ;D
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kirbzillasz112
1 decade ago
This made my day xD
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larrison9012
1 decade ago
LOL!
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alone_tired
1 decade ago
Ahaha made me laugh XD
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MegaDirectioner
1 decade ago
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ur the best Juanita!
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lexilu4322
1 decade ago
my grandfather always trys to look at the comp screen when im on witty and im like "umm hi whats up?" all sarcasticly and he leaves.
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puppiesandkitties
1 decade ago
that is the best name EVER!!!!!!!
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Buki
1 decade ago
Brb, dying.
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sarah_bear5
1 decade ago
hahaha this quote just made me day! Im cracking up right now xD
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MAGM1997
1 decade ago
Hahhahaa this is so funny!
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caughtinthe_chains
1 decade ago
yo juanita wasssuup?
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EatTheApplePie
1 decade ago
HAHAHA i am practically crying now! Juanita hahaha :p
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[deleted]
1 decade ago
Omg dying right now
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StarsareRachelBerry
1 decade ago
whahahaha omggg
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Angelish
1 decade ago
This made my morning :D
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HarleyTheFox
1 decade ago
omg haha xD Tht would be a pretty awesome adventure in mexico O_o
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babyphatpg
1 decade ago
lolololol love this.
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bekahtheninja
1 decade ago
omg this made my night xD
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my mom actually found witty.. not MY witty ( because I wasn't logged in ) but she actually really likes it..
Hey, Juanita! Can I see your witty? ;D