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Mom: Can I see your witty? Me: What witty? Me: *clears internet

Mom: Can I see your witty?
Me: What witty?
Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*
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MissAmerica7595 1 decade ago
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i accidentally left my witty open for like 5 minutes and when i came my mom was on the computer.....
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dancergrl101 1 decade ago
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hahahaha I love this so much :')
my mom actually found witty.. not MY witty ( because I wasn't logged in ) but she actually really likes it..
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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When I see you in Mexico:
Hey, Juanita! Can I see your witty? ;D
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kirbzillasz112 1 decade ago
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This made my day xD
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larrison9012 1 decade ago
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LOL!
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alone_tired 1 decade ago
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Ahaha made me laugh XD
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MegaDirectioner 1 decade ago
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AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ur the best Juanita!
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lexilu4322 1 decade ago
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my grandfather always trys to look at the comp screen when im on witty and im like "umm hi whats up?" all sarcasticly and he leaves.
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puppiesandkitties 1 decade ago
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that is the best name EVER!!!!!!!
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Buki 1 decade ago
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Brb, dying.
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sarah_bear5 1 decade ago
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hahaha this quote just made me day! Im cracking up right now xD
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MAGM1997 1 decade ago
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Hahhahaa this is so funny!
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caughtinthe_chains 1 decade ago
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yo juanita wasssuup?
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EatTheApplePie 1 decade ago
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HAHAHA i am practically crying now! Juanita hahaha :p
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Omg dying right now
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StarsareRachelBerry 1 decade ago
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whahahaha omggg
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Angelish 1 decade ago
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This made my morning :D
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HarleyTheFox 1 decade ago
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omg haha xD Tht would be a pretty awesome adventure in mexico O_o
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babyphatpg 1 decade ago
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lolololol love this.
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bekahtheninja 1 decade ago
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omg this made my night xD
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BravoSierra

posted July 6, 2012 at 9:30pm UTC tagged with funny

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