No, I won't ask you to click a link for me to win One Direction

No, I won't ask you to click a link for me to win One Direction tickets. I love One Direction-with everything I 've got, but there's no way with all the competiton that I'd get those tickets. It'd just be another failed attempt at my happiness. So what I'm going to do is get myself some freaking Ben&Jerry's and sit at my computer watching their concerts via YouTube.
I hate my life.