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Do you have a boyfriend?nmq/f Pshh yeah.. What's his name?

Do you have a boyfriend?nmq/f

Pshh yeah..

What's his name?

Waldo.

Where is he?

I'm still looking.

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StarryMysteries 1 decade ago

That's cute x3 I dunno why but I imagined it with two anime characters. Pshh, I'm not weird~

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posted July 9, 2012 at 6:17pm UTC tagged with funny

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I hate my life! I'm 22, working in fast food, and will probably never do anything better! My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if i told my boss he would just cut my already crappy pay cause hes so cheap my only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we ever do together is stupid crap i can't leave my home town because i never learned how to drive and failed the test every time! And you know what the worst part is... no... what? nmq/nmf I live in a pineapple under the sea
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