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Me: Wow, i'm home alone. Me: "In the shower* I WISH




Me: Wow, i'm home alone.
Me: "In the shower* I WISH A HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me:*Into hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-GHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch*  I'M FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on witty*

















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posted July 9, 2012 at 11:49pm UTC tagged with funny

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