*Le me logs onto Facebook* me: Oh gee 12 notifications, people

*Le me logs onto Facebook*
me: Oh gee 12 notifications, people actually like me!!!!" *Le jumps for joy*
*checks notifications*
1. game request
2. game request
3. game request
4. grandma commented on your picture "Aww your so grown up! I still remember when you used to eat your poop!"
5. game request
6. mom added a photo of you
*Le old christmas picture of me stuffing shrimp into my mouth*
7. game request
8. game request
9. game request.
10. You liked your own photo
11. game request
12. game request
*Le throws computer out the window*
me: FOREVER ALONE!
me: AHA! I HAVE AN IDEA
*Le logs onto catsforpeoplewhoareforeveralone.com*
WARNING: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PURCHASE 69 CATS?
me: HELL YEAH.
*LE FOREVER AVAILABLE*