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At Tesco today, One Thing comes on radio overhead: me: OMG ONE
At Tesco today, One Thing comes on radio overhead:
me:
OMG ONE DIRECTION!
Little brother:
OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!
Both:
*start dancing*
Mum:
I do not know these children....
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ukfangirl
1 decade ago
I did that in the car yesterday and everyone stopped talking and stared at me
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xxxdreamerxxx11
1 decade ago
Whats Tesco? lol i must sound stupid
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