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I'm gonna go look that up on bing! -Said no one ever.
I'm gonna go look that up on bing!
-Said no one ever.
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dontlickmyhamster
1 decade ago
Forget Bing. Google is where it's at.
Just Google It <3
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love_is_what_makes_or_breaks_u
1 decade ago
Beside rob dyrdek lol
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lifeiscool
1 decade ago
The Amazing Spiderman was completely believable...until Peter used Bing;)
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CallTheAngels
1 decade ago
Hey, Peter Parker (from the new spider man) uses bing!
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itsthetruth
1 decade ago
my teacher says that..
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ThatGuyNamedBentley
1 decade ago
google is where it's at lol
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msjitterbug98
1 decade ago
Said lin li :)
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darastarring*
1 decade ago
Dear bing, stop trying to be google
-Sincerely practically everyone
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bella92008
1 decade ago
okaaay, thiss right here ^ legit maade my daay ! haha.
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madipaige
1 decade ago
bing it- said no one ever
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jimmy4ever
1 decade ago
bing it!
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1DStoleMyHeart28
1 decade ago
I say that all the time :D but without the "said no one ever" part. Haha.
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hiyaxxx
1 decade ago
Erm the Chinese may have because I swear that they can't get google now...
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lifeiscool
1 decade ago
Except Peter Parker.
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Maddy5423
1 decade ago
rob dyrdek probably does, the guy from ridiculousness
and did you know that bing stands for "because its not google"? xD
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rypear99
1 decade ago
Actually I always used to use bing until keyboarding in like 5th grade we were told to use google! Haha :)
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EmilyLuvsYa
1 decade ago
Best friend uses bing instead of Google. It's really funny to watch because instead of saying 'just google it' she says 'just bing it' hahaha :)
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hcbook
1 decade ago
Dont ctional google that im just saying that google's my saviour :)
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hcbook
1 decade ago
GOOGLE MY SAVIOUR!!!!!!!
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cupiecake113
1 decade ago
ima say it for now on
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and did you know that bing stands for "because its not google"? xD