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LSHMSOAIDMT laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop

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laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco

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pInKlOvEr4eVa 9 years ago

woops

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whoaitskatrina 9 years ago

you forgot the F

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posted July 12, 2012 at 6:27pm UTC tagged with funny

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dirty joke#1 so there were 3 nuns who died and went to the gates of heaven. there, they met saint peter who asked them each one question. if they got that question right, they went to heaven. if not, they went to hell. the first nun walks up to saint peter and he asks her, "Who was the first man?." She answers,"Adam". and they bells ring, angels sing and the gates to heaven open. the second nun walks up to saint peter and he asks he, "Who was the first women?" and she replies,"Oh that's an easy one, Eve". and the bells ring, angels sing, and the gates to heaven open. now, the third nun walks up to saint peter and he asks her, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" and she replies, "WOW that's a hard one!" and the bells ring, angels sing, and the gates to heaven open. (;
Dirty joke#2 I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met Andy's mom's toys. I bet they have the same names. (;

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