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posted July 13, 2012 at 1:26pm UTC tagged with story

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Blondes Year in Review: January- Took scarf back to store because it was too tight!! February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.. "duh" bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!! March- Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said 2-4 years. April- Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!! May- Tried to make Kool- Aid.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets..... June- Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope!!!! July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!!! August- Got locked out of car in rainstorm, car got swamped, because the top was down!!!! September- The capital of California is "C"-- isn't it?! October- Hate M&Ms ... they are too hard to peel!!!! November- Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days... instructions said 1 pound per hour, and I weigh 108!!! December- Couldn't call 911..."duh" there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
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