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Day Plan 1) eat until i feel as if i am on the verge of exploding

Day Plan
 

1) eat until i feel as if i am on the verge of exploding

2) get dressed

3) sit at computer mindlessly staring at witty and Facebook

4) scare the neighbors with my
awesome music (bvb, asking alexandria,...)

5) eat as if i may have to get my stomach pumped

6) drink caffeine, ALOT

7)
take a nap

8) repeat until 4 a.m.

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posted July 15, 2012 at 12:34pm UTC tagged with funny

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