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Guy: Ohmygosh i love my girlfriend so much! Me: Dude, you're

Guy: Ohmygosh i love my girlfriend so much!
Me: Dude, you're 18, she's like 13.
Guy: Age is just a number <33
Me: Lol, yeah and jail is just a room.

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hbailz

posted July 15, 2012 at 12:42pm UTC tagged with funny

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