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I eat what you eat in 10 years, in 2 days. Ladies love me, I'm

I eat what you eat in 10 years, in 2 days.
Ladies love me, I'm on that Jenny Craig.
If you ate what I ate, what would you weigh? 
I walk it all off, I do pilates.
Then I gain it all back, I hate my body.
Look at me now, oh. Look at me now, yeah. Look at me now, oh.
I'm eatin' wafers.

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