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To Do List: 1. Put a Dora doll in the middle of Wal-Mart. When


To Do List:


1. Put a Dora doll in the middle of Wal-Mart. When someone goes to pick it up, yell, "Swiper no swiping!"
2. Go to McDonald's and ask for a Happy Meal with extra happy. 
3. Go to the pet store and buy a bag of birdseed. At the register, ask the cashier how long it will take for the birds to grow.
4. Bring a desk on an elevator, and when people try to get on, ask if they have an appointment.
5. Make "No Dumping-Violators will be prosecuted" signs and hang them in public bathroom stalls.
6. Fill your mouth with whipped cream and run down the street screaming, "I have rabies!"
7. When in an elevator with only one other person, stare at them  and breathe heavily.
8. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
9. Go to McDonald's and ask for directions to Burger King.
10. Go to an italian resturaunt dressed as Mario. See what happens.
11. Ride on a shopping cart screaming, "The British are coming!!!"
12. Go into a public bathroom and sing, "Taking care of business!" at the top of your lungs.
13. In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell, "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"
14. Hide in a clothing rack in Wal-Mart and when someone walks by, yell, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"
15. Find a random store clerk and propose to them with a ringpop.
16. Walk up to a drive thru window and order one french fry.
17. Go to weight watchers with a bag of cookies.





 

 
 

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*trop chic* 1 decade ago
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this is so amazing. i'm gonna have to try some of these :)
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posted July 16, 2012 at 12:24am UTC tagged with funny

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