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boys are like parking spots. the good ones are taken and the
boys are like parking spots.
the good ones are taken
and the open ones are
handicapped.
heard it somewhere and thought it was funny
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kelly_11x
1 decade ago
thats kinda rude...
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posted March 3, 2009 at 8:23pm UTC tagged with
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