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Things to eat in public; Gatorade in vindex bottle, Water in

Things to eat in public;

Gatorade in vindex bottle,
Water in vodka bottle,
Grape juice in a meths bottle,
Vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar.

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cropacuddles22 1 decade ago

LOL yesss!

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posted July 18, 2012 at 11:30am UTC tagged with funny

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