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Friend: Aw,look...its a Clownfish! Me: ... Friend: .... Me: ....
Friend:
Aw,look...its a Clownfish!
Me: ...
Friend: ....
Me: ....
Friend: ...
Me: ....
Friend: Nemo.
Me: OMG.
Me: ...
Friend: ....
Me: ....
Friend: ...
Me: ....
Friend: Nemo.
Me: OMG.
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posted July 19, 2012 at 3:12pm UTC tagged with funny
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