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If I have a son And he comes to me telling me that he's gay,

If I have a son
And he comes to me telling me that he's gay, I'm not going to pretend to accept him. I'm not going to cry about it in my room at night. I'm not going to sit around wishing for the perfect son. I'm going to look at him, smile, tell him I'll always love him no matter what, then drag his butt down to the beach so we can both scope out hot guys.
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 We've all tried
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posted July 22, 2012 at 12:23pm UTC tagged with funny

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