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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
-nmq

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kaylee12321

posted July 22, 2012 at 1:37pm UTC tagged with funny

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