Funny Quote #6052898
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me: omg its only 7 i have time to go on witty! me: lol, quotes.

me: omg its only 7 i have time to go on witty!

me: lol, quotes.

me: ahahhahah

me: oh, thats original. not.

me: "i'm a guy, gimme favs, wah"

me: was i like that?

me: ... hope not. jeez.

me: *adds quote*

me: *eats dinner while still on witty*

me: *gets yelled at by mom*

me: *takes shower*

me: *brings phone in shower so i can still read quotes*

me: *adds quote from shower*

me: *gets out, gets ready to sleep*

me: *checks time*

clock: 11:57 am

me:

clock:

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me: h o l y f u d g e

me:

me:

me:

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me: just enough time to add a quote about my failure of a life!

me: *adds quote*

me: *stalks quote until it gets a fave*

me:

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me: this has been a productive night.

13 Comments

ChikinNewdleMallerzz 1 decade ago
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Ahahaa, this is so true, like story of my life...which is really sad...lol. I love this(:
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springbabyof96 1 decade ago
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... But your a guy..
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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Did you mean 11:57pm? ;D
Funny quote. I'm thinking about bringing my phone in the shower with a snap lock bag but I'm still scared of ruining my phone and then having to explain... :/
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anna5 1 decade ago
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Soml!
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awesomegirly123 1 decade ago
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waaiiittt..........how do you go on ur fone in the shower and not get it ruined????? lol
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caoimhs289 1 decade ago
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:)
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lozza821 1 decade ago
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Lol, quotes rarely make me actually laugh, But this one did. :)
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AwesomePossum69 1 decade ago
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My life in one quote.
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Onism* 1 decade ago
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^^That, up there, is the story of my life, minus the phone in the shower part^^ (:
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SkyBluexxx 1 decade ago
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That's my life eeeeevvvvveeerrryyyyy day.
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xxLilRedxx 1 decade ago
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awe im not the only one that brings the phone into the shower :)
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cupcake_lover88 1 decade ago
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u add qoutes naked? alright ig it seems legit!(:
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CandyCool 1 decade ago
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Lol let me guess is this the quote abt your failure in life? LMAO!
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