*On witty*
*Mom walks in*
Me: *type type type*
Mom: Oh i need to go to the doctor and blah blah
blah...
Me: *Not listening*
Mom: ...And I also need to renew my birth control
subsciption...blah blah blah....
Me: WAIT WHAT
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...Do you really want to know...
Me: NO MOM IM FINE LALALA IM NOT LISTENING LALALA
*starts making strangled noise* IM NOT LIIIIIIISTENING OH DEAR GOD
LALALA