*12 days aftar christmas* The first day aftar christmas, my true

*12 days aftar christmas*
The first day aftar christmas, my true love and i had a fight
So then i chopped the pear tree down and burned it just for spite
And with a single cartridge i shot that blasted partidge,
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me
The second day aftar christmas, i pulled on the old rubber gloves
And very gently wrung the necks of both the turtle doves
My true love, my true love, my true gave to me
The third day aftar christmas my mother caught the croup
I had to use the three french hens to make some chicken soup
The four calling birds were a big mistake for their language was obscene
The five gold rings were completely fake and they turned my fingers green
The sixth day aftar christmas the six laying geese wouldnt lay
I gave the whole darn gaggle to the ASPCA
On the seventh day whut a mess i found,
All seven of the swimming swans had drowned
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me
The eighth day aftar christmas before they could suspect,
I bundled up the eight maids a milking, nines pipers piping,
Ten ladies dancing, eleven lords a leaping, twelve drummers drumming
And sent the back collect
I wrote my true love, "We are through love!" and i said in so many words,
"Further more the.."
..four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

lol this is a real song 2