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I asked my girlfriend for a newspaper She told me not to be silly
I asked my girlfriend for a newspaper
She told me not to be silly and gave me her iPad
The spider didn't see it coming
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shesinvisible
1 decade ago
...i don't get it?
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grownsimba
1 decade ago
salts.!
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softballxoxo
1 decade ago
I dont think the girlfriend did either hahahah :)
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