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I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt


I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."

nmq

 
 

20 Comments

TheCityIsAtWar 1 decade ago
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Thats a tortoise
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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How many ppl saw turtle and thought " liam payne"
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malloryi98 1 decade ago
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I read this is a stoned voice...
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tinygeek3 1 decade ago
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mitch hedburgggg<333
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miserable_happiness 1 decade ago
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This reminds me of Crush, the sea turtle from Finding Nemo.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I love this x3
I knew who this was dtraight away, with the multi-couloured writing, I rememeber your other quote xD
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Zxcuiocatlover 1 decade ago
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There is a turtle ad above this lol XD
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craziirose 1 decade ago
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this so reminds me of one of my friends. her nickname is turtle and she hates it!
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GirlzRule432 1 decade ago
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true
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kenken526 1 decade ago
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Haha made me think of zombie kid likes turtles.
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Olisbabe * 1 decade ago
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^
Lol @ My UserName xD
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bluesongs 1 decade ago
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look up the mine turtle song on youtube :)
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xxxxxxx* 1 decade ago
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I like turtles
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magaloots911 1 decade ago
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OMG when I read this quote this turtle snack advertisement popped up! LOL XD
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SecretSequin 1 decade ago
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this quote :')
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IWantToLiveLife33 1 decade ago
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Snapping turtles can rip a grown mans arm off with ease. ._.
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX 1 decade ago
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I think I just died of laughter. <3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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yeah turtles
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bgsoccer03 1 decade ago
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i love turtles one time my sister was riding her bike to school and she saw a turtle and picked it up and put it in her backpack and brought it to school.
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brokendreams* 1 decade ago
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i was gonna fave it but there was 123 <3's lol(:
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posted July 25, 2012 at 6:02pm UTC tagged with funny

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