Funny Quote #6070749
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*At School* Teacher: So class, today we're going to d- Me:

*At School*

Teacher: So class, today we're going to d-
Me: no.
Teacher: excuse me?
Me: I'm not doing any work. whatsoever. 
Teacher: and why's that?
Me: I refuse to do the work you set because its completely irrelevant to what I plan to achieve in life, YES THAT'S RIGHT.. *le stands on the desk* I HAVE A DREAM.. THAT ONE DIRECTION'S PEN!S AND MY VAG!NA.. CAN COME TOGETHER AND FORM SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL!
Teacher: that's disgusting.
Me: yea, I come from the perviest fandom b*tch get to know.
Teacher: Ok. A) you have a detention and B) what if I do a One Direction problem for you to solve?
Me: .........................I'm listening.
Teacher: If you have 10 One Direction tickets and I take 5, what do I have?
Me: A BROKEN ARM!
Teacher:
Me:
Class:
Teacher: I give up.
Me: AT LAST!! *le sticks headphones on* ....you're insecure.

*nmq, just thought it was funny(:



9 Comments

completeinhim 1 decade ago
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I love 1D but this is /not/ the perviest fandom, oh my god, lolololololol the 1D fandom is still just a baby, you don't know pervy if you think it's the perviest.
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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I LOVE THIS
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sk8ter_gurl_17 1 decade ago
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haha (: thanksss (:
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hiimhi 1 decade ago
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lol I don't really like One Direction either but this was funny :)
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ThatShyGirl 1 decade ago
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I don't really even like 1D and that made me laugh
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SkyBluexxx 1 decade ago
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"I come from the perviest fandom that b*tch get to know*
LOL.
I think the instagram person was talking about Witty.
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InsertAliasHere 1 decade ago
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thanks
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sk8ter_gurl_17 1 decade ago
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I saw it on instagram (:
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InsertAliasHere 1 decade ago
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then who's quote is it?
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posted July 26, 2012 at 1:26pm UTC tagged with funny

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