Funny Quote #6085738
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me trying to go to bed me:yawn im so tired. me: im going

*me trying to go to bed*
me:*yawn* im so tired.
me: im going to sleep.
me: okayyy...nice and com....
me:goota pee
me: ahhh i hate my life.
me: *gets up goes pee*
me: yay! bed time!
me:
me:
me:
me:okay maybe i need music..
me:WHAT DOSNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
me: STAND A LITTLE TALLER
me: okay so maybe no radio...slleeeeppp
me: i wonder if i have a text
me: hahaha nope
me: ooohhhh giiiiiffffboooom
me: *3 hours later*
me: oh god! okay now sleep
me: lets read a book
me: and they lived happily ever after
me: why cant i have a relationship like that
me: oh yeah now i remember!! cause you are wierd AF
me: *cries*
me:
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me:
me: what is the meaning of life?
me: if i countulate the mass of the sun and divide it by the weight of the earth what do i get?
me: ew math.
me: okay need to sleep! its 3:00 in the morning!
me:
me:
me:
me: i know the answer! im a guines!!! mwhaha now i shall take over the world!
me: okay seriously i need to sleep.
me: i wonder what it would be like to kiss a celeb?
me: get it out of your head girl...never gunna happen
me: okay maybe i do need music...
me: oohhh cody simpson!! he is hot
me: i wanna have his kids...so they can have his accent
me: my kids would grow up and be hot and sexy and have lots of friends and the perfect life and all that jazzzzzzzzz
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