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Niall: Dude, I wasn't that drunk. Louis: Uh, you let Liam
Niall:
Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
Louis:
Uh, you let Liam run away with your food..
Niall:
Give me a spoon.
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smarty1221
1 decade ago
Not nice I thnk they are funny
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Nsnlover
1 decade ago
quit it with these one direction quotes. hop off.
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Me & My 15 year old Step-Brother: Me: *reading one direction magazine* Koby: thats one direction right? Me: Yeah! How'd you know? Koby: You talk about them all the time. Me: *shows him poster of all of them* Koby: *points in order* Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam and Louis. Me: O.O Koby: Harry looks like the flirt... his got that 'come at me ladies' smile. Me: Go on... Koby: Niall's probably the sweet one, he looks protectable. Koby: Zayn's like, 'look-at-my-quiff-man'. Koby: You can tell Liam's like the sensible one just by the way he dresses and how he holds himself. Koby: No offence but Louis dresses really gay... okay, fine. He dresses like a sailor. Koby: Hmm, who's Kevin. Koby: Oh, he's a pigeon made famous by Louis. Koby: Oh, Louis and Niall are afraid of birds. Koby: Oh, Liam has a girlfriend, Danielle. Koby: Oh, Zayn's middle name is Javaad. Koby: Oh, Harry's favourite food is tacos. Koby: Oh - Me: JUST TAKE THE MAGAZINE AND GO TO YOUR BEDROOM. He owns that magazine now. -_- true story.
Chasing Cars Chapter 18 Becky's POV I blinked sleepily as the early morning sunlight hit my face. I squinted at the clock on the bedside table. 6:08am. I climbed out of the bed, being careful not to wake Harry up. I grabbed my suitcase, dumping a load of my clothes and stuff into it. Things that I needed. Taking a deep breath, I tore a piece of paper from my notebook and started scribbling. Harry, I'm so so sorry. I don't want to do this, you know I don't. But its best for everyone, for everything at the moment, you and I both know that. Please understand that this hasn't been easy. This has been one of the hardest decisions I've had to make. Please don't try to call/contact me. Leaving is heartbreaking enough. I'll miss you so much: I will always remember the first day we met each other, till the day I die. You will always be in my heart. Always. Goodbye. I love you. Becky. Huge, warm teardrops rushed down my cheeks like a waterfall. I folded the note and put it on the bedside table, lifting the locket Harry gave me over my head and put it ontop of the note, a goodbye gift. I had to get out of here before I could change my mind. I cast one last look at Harry, his curls framing his soft, tanned face, his chest moving up and down slightly as he breathed in an out. Then I was out the door, dragging my suitcase behind me, wiping my tearstained face. I was going to go far away from here. Laine would come in and move all my other stuff out. I had left her a text saying I was leaving. She was in charge of the apartment now. I felt an aching in my heart, I knew I was going to miss her so much. I was going to miss everybody and everything. London. Louis' humour. Dinner dates. Zayn's magnificent quiff. Going to the movies with my friends. Liam's laughs. Going to the park. Niall's accent. Our dates. Harry. The phone started ringing crazily when I reached a huge bridge. Harry's voice. I couldn't answer it. If I did, I know it would be all it took to run back there and jump into his arms, clinging on forever. I know I couldn't. I let it vibrate in my hands, staring at it for what seemed like an eternity. Without another thought, I hurled it into the dark water below. I watched it disappear with a plop, disappearing into the murky water. Goodbye Harry. ~*~*~*~ D': Don't hate Becky for doing this. She has to. :( GAHH YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW THE END DONTCHA? HEHE. 2 more chapters (: Comment to be notified! x
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