girl: omgzz ma boyf iz lyk sah sxc omgzz iz gunna lyk marry him 4
realz he iz juz sah perf itz just cray and omg he luvs meee sah
mch we gunna B tgtha 4eva
me:
girl:
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Policeman: So she just grabbed the Oxford English Dictionary and
slammed her head against it multiple times?