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3 Bad things happened to me today: 1: I found out my sister doesn't

3 Bad things happened to me today:

1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.

2: My sister got hit by a bus.

3: I lost my bus licence.

24 Comments

Emily_the_forgotten 1 decade ago

Lol lol lol lol!Just awesome joke! XD!

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enchantedartic 1 decade ago

omg lol!!! I LOVE THIS!

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ClickMeBitches 1 decade ago

It took me a few seconds to realise this was a joke LOL
Awesome hahaha

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lifewithliza 1 decade ago

YES!!! coldplay is my favorite band <3 it broke my heart when I couldn't see them in concert :(

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Beatles_Girl 1 decade ago

4. you get caught by the police

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eve123 1 decade ago

Lol, I love this quote!

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WhoAreYouToJudge 1 decade ago

Lolol

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Musicc99 1 decade ago

Lol!

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youdontknowme88 1 decade ago

Who doesn't like Coldplay? They're freaking amazing. <3

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BeccaWits 1 decade ago

Soneone explain i dont get it XD im stupit XD

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Coke_or_Pepsi 1 decade ago

Omg i saw their mylo xyloto concert last night!!! It was amazing!!!!!

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[deleted] 1 decade ago

LOL

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ErinBabeeX 1 decade ago

I see what you did there!!

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Kizzie29 1 decade ago

That's awesome! xD

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Just Desserts* 1 decade ago

I expect it was worth the loss of licence >:)

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TurtleRawr 1 decade ago

LOL I love this

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hiimhi 1 decade ago

4: You were put in jail

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jkgirly102 1 decade ago

*in

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jkgirly102 1 decade ago

OMG I LOVE YOU. Im seeing them im concert friday

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Kailey♥* 1 decade ago

SHE DESERVES TO GET HIT BY A BUS. No living person on Earth can dislike Coldplay.

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posted July 30, 2012 at 2:47pm UTC tagged with funny

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