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Me: What does a cow sound like? Baby Nephew: Moo! Me: What does
Me: What does a cow sound like?
Baby Nephew: Moo!
Me: What does a pig sound like?
Baby Nephew: Oink!
Me: What does a duck sound like?
Baby Newphew: Aflack!
LMFAO. true story. <3
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kendallg56
1 decade ago
HOLY CRAPP!!! I had that same convo with my nephew... but for the duck he said wack wack... not quack, wack
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InOneMoment
1 decade ago
the power of advertisements...
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halfempty
1 decade ago
i did that when i was little omg
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katelynx38
1 decade ago
my nephew does that! it sounds like hes saying the f word hahaha
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ESCAPE Chapter 8 “Let her go!” I screamed. I can’t believe they pulled Brooke Into this mess, she didn’t deserve any of this! “Look I don’t know where it is, I never did! When I was First taken a guy told me to say that it was in downtown San Francisco! I have no idea what you are looking for, where it is or why! Just let her go please!” They all just looked at each other and then Mike stood up and got closer to me And all of a sudden he hit me and I fell straight for the floor. I could feel the blood coming from my ear. I started to cry. “This is your last chance Emma. Tell me where it is!” I just started balling my eyes out repeating the same thing over and over again. I had No idea where, whatever they were looking for was. He took me by my hair yelled in my face that he was going to hurt Brooke If I didn’t tell the truth. I kept on yelling, “Please don’t! You can do whatever you Want to me! Just don’t hurt Brooke!” He slammed me to the ground. I was so tired Of the lying, the kidnapping, and now it was beating? My anger went to a whole new level. I looked up and saw a metal box full of tools. I hurried up and grabbed it and wacked each of the 3 in the head. They all went towards the floor. I ran for the door when suddenly someone Grabbed my leg and I fell to the ground. I kicked his hand away and had a hard time getting back up My knee was defiantly jammed. I started running/limping through the door, when all of a sudden I heard gun shots come towards me. I dashed out the door and started running down the street. There weren’t any houses nearby. I just kept on running. I looked behind me and saw that Mike was still chasing me. He stopped and held up his gun and fired a shot at me. With my luck It hit me in the leg. I fell to the floor. I could hear my heart beat loud in my ears and everything turned blurry. I started breathing heavy. But I started thinking, “You can’t give up Emma you have gotten this far. Get up Emma!” I got up, I kept on running no matter how much pain I was in. I finally saw a house, I ran towards it I went to the knock on the door and the door was already opened I noticed the house was abandoned. I ran up the stairs and hid in a bedroom and went into a closet, I covered my mouth. I could hear him running up the stairs, “COME ON EMMA!” That made me jump, cause he was in the same room I was in. I tried not to make noise when I breathed, but it was so hard not to because I could barely breathe. His footsteps started getting closer and closer to the closet doors when all of a sudden I heard someone attack him from behind. They were fighting and fighting until I heard a gun shot I prayed and prayed in my head that it was Mike who was shot. Then all of a sudden I heard a Voice, “Emma? Where are you!” It was Kevin. I shoved open the doors and ran towards him. I gave him the biggest hug I could have possibly given. I was so happy to see him. I all of a sudden started to get really tired. I started to hear echos, “Emma? Emma..!” I passed out. --------------------------------------------------------------------- hope you guys enjoyed :)
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