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My friend: Do I look stupid? Who am I kidding. I got braces,


My friend: Do I look stupid? Who am I kidding. I got braces, of course I look stupid.
Me: Of course not! Tons of people have braces! You'll look great! And I do not apprectiate your tone.
My friend: I know...! I just got a little insecure...
Me: YOU'RE INSECURE.
My friend: MERCILOUS LORD.
Me: DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR.
My friend: Why.
Me: YOU'RE TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DO-O-OR.
My friend: *facepalm
Me: DON'T NEED MAKEUP. TO COVER UP.
My friend: Please almighty God, end my suffering.
Me: BEING THE WAY THAT YOU ARE IS ENO-OU-UGH.
My friend: Oh, my word. I knew it would end like this. Why must the good die young? WHYYYY?
Me: EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT.
My friend: ...okay serisouly people are staring.
Me: EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOUUUU.
My friend: If anyone asks, you can with your mom but she left you here. They'll understand.
Me: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
My friend: YOU DONE?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ...yeah I'm done.


7 Comments

untoldtales 1 decade ago
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i just got braces today 0_0
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NiallHoranOneLove 1 decade ago
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Haha this happened to me the other day!! i was the one singing!! XD
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Viri* 1 decade ago
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I would have this conversation with my sister! BUT i would be the one praying for her to shut up xD
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0____0 1 decade ago
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I thought it was don't know what for?? :S
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RachelNorton 1 decade ago
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LOL! I my friend did that to me a few weeks ago...I almost punched HIM in the face >:)
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Amanda97 1 decade ago
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This is a convo i def would have with my friend!
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xxxdreamerxxx11 1 decade ago
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Lol, it's the other way around for me and my friend.
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posted July 31, 2012 at 10:06pm UTC tagged with funny

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