Funny Quote #6098229
all quotes · funny ·

Roses are red. Pudding is brown. Skirts go up and pants go down.

Roses are red. Pudding is brown. Skirts go up and pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet. And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. It's not what you think; it's a Lipton tea bag.

Be the first to comment on this quote.

38 Wittians like this

Nightlockolivessillyspiders29of_mice_and_lucifer*LoveCherryCool8TurtleRawrThatsJustLifeelilschmitty09suicideemo14madlytruelydeeplylynskywalkerxcatherineTJRxBananaPinkytoeskylie2015RainbowUnicorns33monkey79girl

turtleluv412

posted August 1, 2012 at 10:53am UTC tagged with funny

more quotes by turtleluv412

related quotes