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Plot twist: no one was ever personally victimized by Regina George
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no one was ever personally victimized by Regina George
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onedirectionerforever333
1 decade ago
OMG MEAN GIRLS REFERENCE LMFAO i love you!!!!!!!!
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one day i went to school and my teacher pulled out 10 bananas. she ended up eating nine. i ate a banana that day.
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