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Hey Everyone! My mother keeps insisting that Niall Horan is ugly.

Hey Everyone!
My mother keeps insisting that Niall Horan is ugly. If I give you guys her phone number, will you help me change her mind?
BTW...
I'm not really going to give her number out. I'm not an idiot.

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posted August 1, 2012 at 6:16pm UTC tagged with funny

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Taken Chapter 4 "Hey Honey!" My mom yelled as I walked through the door. "Hi, Mom." I tried to escape to my room before she could start some really long and boring conversation with me. "Arianna, wait! I have to talk to you!" Stuff. I walked into the kitchen to see what she wanted. "How was your day?" She asked. Oh Lord. "It was okay, really boring." "Good. Listen, you have to babysit your brothers Friday, your father and I both have to work late." "Okay. Anything else before I go upstairs?" "Nope. Dinner will be ready soon." I go upstairs and change into sweatpants and a t-shirt. I grab my laptop, iPhone, and and headphones and get settled on my bed. Internet time. Yay. Just as I open chrome, I get a text from Alexia. "Are you gonna be at the party Friday? ;)" Crap! I completely forgot about it! I quickly text back. "Of course. Are you? :D" Then I move my stuff and run downstairs. "MOM!" "What?" "You know how I said I would babysit Friday?" I say with my most cute can't-say-no baby face. "Yes. And don't say you can't, because you are." Crap. Mom has spoken. I hate it when she does that. "But I already said I would go to Evan's party!" "Well, there's going to be lots more parties. Our normal babysitter is busy, so we need you to do it. I though you said you don't like Evan anyway." "I'm going with Ben and the girls. Mom! I already said yes! I have to go." "Why would you say yes without asking? You are babysitting. That's final. I'm not going to talk about this anymore." "Fine." It's okay. I'll be at the party. I always find a way. Told you it would get better. I wasn't going to do notifications, but I guess I am now, so if you want notified, just ask. Lemme know what you think.
The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind.

Hey Everyone! My mother keeps insisting that Niall Horan is ugly.

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