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When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry

When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series
and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously)
and in the fall, I'll take him to a train station, point him towards platforms nine and ten,
and not say a word as he collides into a pillar.

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22 Comments

8unny358 1 decade ago

LOL my BFF actually is going to draft a hogwarts letter to mail to her brother on his eleventh birthday

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EdwardScissorhands 1 decade ago

omg, this is epic.

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_g0ldenkiid* 1 decade ago

But if he gets a witty and sees this quote? Highly unlikely but THINK about the possibilities :) Just kidding.

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themockingjay 1 decade ago

lolololol parent of the year

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MusicIsLifexoxo 1 decade ago

omg i'm so doing that

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greyskies 1 decade ago

thats just cruel. and in a totally unrelated topic, i need to find me a 10 year old, and a station with 10 platforms :)

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Gemma_ 1 decade ago

hahahahahahah x

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intoxication 1 decade ago

LHFDKSJHFKSJHFKJDS OH MY GO;D I CANT THHIS ISH SO PERFEFCT SKDHFSKDF

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VinnieLavini 1 decade ago

and blame that dobby sealed the barrier

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CaptainJackSparrow 1 decade ago

oh god. I am going to do this to my sister, she's 6 now 3:)

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mexismoo 1 decade ago

I am soooooooooo doing this <3

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_love_stinks_ 1 decade ago

THATS AWESOME

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kd00 1 decade ago

but but wait im still not gonna get my letter? it wasn't just late??!!! D: EVERYBODY TOLD ME IT WAS LATE D: D: D:

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lovelife17 1 decade ago

You're so cruel :D this is hilarious

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Kailey♥* 1 decade ago

That's cruel but pretty damn hilarious XD I AM SO DOING THIS! Whether my husband approves or not.

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thedreamer79 1 decade ago

That's amazing. The reason I shouldn't be a parent is because I would do THIS, and my child would (most likely) inherit my Hermione-like hair and say that she was a great grandchild of the one and only Granger.... make sure to put it on Youtube!

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