HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
me: mom i got all a's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not
pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST
AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.
nmf/nmq
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