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*Me Playing With My Cat* Me: Who's a little adorable kitty?

*Me Playing With My Cat*

Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!

Cat: Meow... *bites me*

Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?

*Five Minutes Later*

Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

6 Comments

skrewing* 9 years ago
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Can stop laughing , and can't breathe. LMAOOOO X'DDD
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[deleted] 9 years ago
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CANT !NG BREATH
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wittyspaz 9 years ago
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excuse me... DYING ahahaha
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RememberThePast 9 years ago
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You have no idea how hard this just made me laugh ...
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djquackquack 9 years ago
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thats exactly me with my little sweetie
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thehairycouch 9 years ago
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dont forget the scratching...ohhhh the scrtching
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posted August 6, 2012 at 4:05pm UTC tagged with funny

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